1 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,999 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 2 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,440 WOMEN SQUEAL AND LAUGH 3 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,960 BRIDE-TO-BE SCREAMS Oh, my God! 4 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:34,279 WOMAN: She's getting marriiiiiied! 5 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:36,239 Go on, Mam! LAUGHTER 6 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:37,570 I love it! Oh, it's great! 7 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,520 LAUGHTER 8 00:00:41,681 --> 00:00:45,039 FROM DANCE FLOOR: Great, isn't it?' 9 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,359 It is an emergency, actually. Hi! 10 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:50,119 Hiya! Hi, everyone. MUSIC FADES 11 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:51,999 What is she doing? LAUGHTER FROM MICROPHONE 12 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,439 I don't know. Aw. 13 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,479 I just wanted to take this opportunity 14 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:59,359 to give some love to the bride, Leona! 15 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,839 LEONA SQUEALS, THEY CHUCKLE 16 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:06,959 There she is. Our little mouse. Our shy girl. 17 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:09,479 Who'd have thought she'd be the first one getting married, eh? 18 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,839 Aw, she's my beautiful girl. Aw! 19 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,559 Well, you would say that, Tania. You're her mam. 20 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:17,119 Ah, no, you've done a lovely job 21 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,559 organising this weekend with, like, no money. 22 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:20,639 Fair play to you. 23 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,599 But I wouldn't be doing my job as maid of honour 24 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,719 if I didn't do something amazing for little Leona. 25 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,359 LEONA CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY 26 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,279 I've got a big surprise for you guys! 27 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,600 SHE LAUGHS MANIACALLY 28 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,639 She brought a laptop. 29 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:37,880 SHE EXHALES DEEPLY 30 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:43,279 Leona, we've been best friends since we were four. 31 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:46,239 We've always been there for each other. Always. 32 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,759 Ma'am, I need to put the music back on. 33 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:48,810 When I'm finished! 34 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:54,079 And that's why I wanted to do something special for you 35 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,119 for your hen do. 36 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,439 And what is more special... 37 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:01,519 SHE INHALES ...than a luxury villa? 38 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,079 MAID OF HONOUR SHRIEKS, LAUGHS 39 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:07,639 Oh! Now, I know that most of you won't have seen 40 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:09,039 anything like this before. 41 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,479 It's Love Island amazing. 42 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:14,919 But it's here, in Benidorm, only 15 minutes away. 43 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:17,199 I've dropped a pin in the WhatsApp group, and, erm... 44 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,439 I say let's head there now. 45 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,479 No! No. No. No! 46 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,119 What's the matter? 47 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,839 No, Megan. This is my thing. 48 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:27,679 I organised this weekend for my girl. 49 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:31,079 Yeah! Like you organised the Hotel Sal y Salsa 50 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:32,999 that's three stars on Tripadvisor. 51 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,559 Bleurgh! SHE LAUGHS 52 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,760 You'll probably all be getting chlamydia off the sheets. Jesus. 53 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,359 Guys, this place has an electric fire pit. 54 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,159 We don't need nothing else. 55 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:46,679 We've got music and wine... Mm-hm. 56 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,079 ...and each other. Yeah. 57 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,279 And wine. 58 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:53,119 Erm, can somebody ask the DJ to put the music back on? 59 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,600 Leona. 60 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,079 Have I not always looked after you? 61 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:02,199 No. You've only ever been a nasty little bitch, so... 62 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:03,319 Mam! Mam. 63 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,119 WOMAN: Oh, God, this is just awful. Breathe. 64 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,719 SHE INHALES DEEPLY Breathe. 65 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:11,560 I have been nothing but nice to all of you this weekend. 66 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,879 I have been so respectful to you, Tania... 67 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,679 even though you went to jail. 68 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,559 And I haven't said anything about you, Cora, 69 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,639 and we both know I could. 70 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:24,519 And, Chloe, I could have gone on 71 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,359 about how pathetic and weird you've been 72 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,559 for the last two years, and I haven't, because I'm nice. 73 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,120 Thanks for that (!) 74 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,240 Are you honestly not coming? 75 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,600 Fine, I'm gonna go on my own. 76 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,200 Argh! 77 00:03:43,201 --> 00:03:46,519 FEEDBACK WHINES Stay here in this hole! 78 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,399 Get out of my way, jailbird! Oh... 79 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,839 Oh, wagon. Shall I go...? 80 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,319 No. Come back here. We're enjoying our night. 81 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,319 Forget about her. Drinks, come on. 82 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,079 Get that music on. Yeah. 83 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:58,119 She's a lunatic. 84 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,990 MUSIC RESUMES Come on, let's dance! 85 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:13,720 Hola? 86 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:20,840 Hola? 87 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,280 SHAKILY: Ay, dios mio! 88 00:05:37,311 --> 00:05:41,679 Now why would you go and do something like that? 89 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:44,639 You need to stop running this pub like it's your own living room. 90 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:47,880 I don't! You've taken your shoes off. 91 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,359 I get hot feet. 92 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,119 Think it's fungal. 93 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,840 PHONE CHIMES AND BUZZES 94 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,440 "Need your help." 95 00:05:59,591 --> 00:06:01,679 "Please." 96 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,120 Estupendo! Another case! 97 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,719 Nah, I'm done with all that. 98 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,639 I'm sorry, but doing nothing is not an option. 99 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:11,919 By the third case, 100 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,879 the police have come to rely on their consulting detectives. 101 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,799 You remember I made you watch episode three 102 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,519 of Hetty Wainthropp Investigates. 103 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:19,559 Give me my phone. 104 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,000 It's OK, I'll reply. 105 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,879 "Be right there." 106 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,999 Kiss or no kiss? I think kiss. 107 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,920 No kiss, and I'm not going. 108 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,360 SHE SIGHS 109 00:06:30,361 --> 00:06:33,359 I looked into your alcohol licence. 110 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,640 Maria was right. You ARE dodgy. 111 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:40,559 Well, how's that? It expired two years ago. 112 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:42,679 It's not been two years. 113 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:45,519 No, it's been two years and five months. 114 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:49,399 They could close your pub down overnight and give you a huge fine 115 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,840 and ban you from having a licence in Spain ever again. 116 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:58,479 Really? Really. But Maria can protect you. 117 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,480 All you have to do is make yourself indispensable to her. 118 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,130 Well? 119 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:15,320 I'm gonna need my shoes. 120 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,440 Ugh! 121 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,320 Lost your balloon, little man? 122 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,680 IN SPANISH: 123 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,590 You should see the hot tub. It's bigger than my apartment. 124 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,119 So, what do we know? 125 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:03,239 Victim is Megan Heaney, 35. Maid of honour on a hen party. 126 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,879 Strangled with a sash. 127 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,319 She left the bar alone on Carrer Guevara at around midnight. 128 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,119 She said she was coming here. 129 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:12,310 Current thinking is she might have met someone or was followed. 130 00:08:12,311 --> 00:08:15,279 You don't think it was one of the other hens? 131 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:16,799 I've seen enough hen parties in my pub 132 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,960 to know they can be a toxic mix of old beef and lady petrol. 133 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:24,039 What? No idea. 134 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:27,679 I mean, you have these people who have known each other for years, 135 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:31,119 under all the pressure of a wedding, jacked up on white wine... 136 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:33,159 I see. Please explain more to me 137 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:34,759 about how female friendships work (!) 138 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:37,759 Well, either way, it's obvious that Megan was killed 139 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,679 in a non-premeditated attack by someone she knew, 140 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:44,199 who probably escaped out the patio doors. 141 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:47,159 Simple. I'd have this solved by dinner time. 142 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,600 Which, for British people, is about 4:30. 143 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:55,079 Como sabe todo eso? How do you know that? 144 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:58,079 Look alive, Jesus. The clues are all there. 145 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:02,119 There's no sign of a forced entry, two glasses of Champagne. 146 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,199 Megan obviously knew whoever was in here. 147 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:07,599 Now, if you're planning on killing someone, you take a weapon with you. 148 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,119 But in this case, the killer used whatever came to hand, 149 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,839 and that was the sash, yeah? 150 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:13,999 So a crime of passion. 151 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,959 Now, once the killer realises what they've done, they panic, 152 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:18,679 leg it out the patio doors at the back here, 153 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:22,439 but in their haste, they knock the vase off the thingmajig, 154 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,490 causing it to fall to the floor and break. 155 00:09:26,551 --> 00:09:28,639 Anything else? 156 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:29,919 Yeah, two things. 157 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:31,839 There's a partial shoe print by the front door. 158 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,279 Was the victim wearing trainers? No, they were heels. 159 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,320 So it's not Megan's. 160 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,680 And the second thing? 161 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:44,080 Yeah, don't ever call me English again. 162 00:09:44,081 --> 00:09:48,799 Jesus, the victim's boyfriend is arriving at the airport soon. 163 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,039 Please can you go and meet him? 164 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:53,119 Oh, no, please. You know I'm not good with sad people. 165 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,999 Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus. 166 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,400 Thank you, Jesus. 167 00:10:03,431 --> 00:10:07,519 Do you really think it was one of her friends? 168 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,279 I told you, old beef. 169 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,439 We just have to work out which hen had those trainers, 170 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:12,999 and chances are we've got our killer. 171 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,400 Easy-peasy. 172 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,640 Maybe not that easy-peasy. 173 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,999 I'm sorry about your loss. 174 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,799 I'm sorry for your loss. 175 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:56,959 Please accompany me. 176 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,840 Please... come with me. 177 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,720 She's dead. I'm sorry. Let's go. 178 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,639 Aw, that's just feckin' awful. 179 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,530 Can't believe she's gone. I was talking about my hangover. 180 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,330 Yeah, obviously. 181 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:38,999 I think we should all pray. 182 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,199 Ah, come on, now, Cora, it's not that bad. 183 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,799 OK, guaranteed hangover cure - 184 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:46,719 extra spicy bloody Mary with an egg. 185 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:50,040 THEY GAG 186 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,639 So... an Irish bar. 187 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:56,759 Well, we all just wanted to be somewhere we felt safe. 188 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,839 We hear you're some kind of special investigators? 189 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,919 No... Yes! Do you know Midsomer Murders? 190 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,319 We're like Barnaby and Troy - 191 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,319 the original line-up before they ruined it. 192 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,199 We are simply trying to help the Spanish police 193 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,639 find out who did this. 194 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:10,599 And we really appreciate it, cos we all know the Spanish police 195 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,559 are gonna want to be fingering someone for this. 196 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:15,159 Well, I'm worried that they're gonna want to finger one of us. 197 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,079 Jesus, Cora, can you stop saying "fingering"? 198 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,399 I think you'll be fine. 199 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,679 We just need to establish 200 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,970 what you did last night after you left the bar. 201 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:30,279 Oh, some of it went into my hair. SHE GROANS 202 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:34,519 We all just... went back to the hotel. 203 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,039 Together? 204 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,480 Yes. No. 205 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:42,719 CHLOE SIGHS Me and Leona went back together. 206 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,799 What time? 207 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:48,839 Er, it was two. I'd say around two. Two, yeah. 208 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,559 Mm-hm. And I just went home to bed. 209 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:54,440 Straight home? Yes. No. 210 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:59,319 I went for a walk on the beach, and then I went home to bed. 211 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,399 Beddy-byes. 212 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,159 At what time? 213 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:05,200 About one? It was definitely one. 214 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:08,720 And yourself? 215 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,120 No idea. It's just blank. 216 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:17,279 I woke up this morning, my back's killing me, 217 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:20,079 and I'm missing 200 euro. 218 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,919 And I don't think I'm never gonna drink again. 219 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,640 Oh, God. SHE RETCHES 220 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,039 They're all liars, Dennis. 221 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,599 You know how I know that they are lying? 222 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,319 They said they left the bar at 2am... 223 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,879 But the bar closes at one. Can you just let me have my moment? 224 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,519 Sorry, OK, go on. And why's Cora lying? 225 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,879 No, you're just gonna jump in and steal my thunder again. 226 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:54,959 I won't, I promise! 227 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,559 OK, Cora said she was walking on the beach at 1am... 228 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,799 But the beach closes at midnight. Dennis! 229 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:03,079 LAUGHING: Sorry. Right, so, three of them are lying. 230 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,319 What about the other one? 231 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,759 The one with the sick in her hair? Yeah. 232 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:10,159 Says she can't remember a thing. So, what do we do, Burnaby? 233 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,279 Barnaby. It's Barnaby. 234 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:15,039 Why would you get Midsomer Murders wrong like that? Go on, go on. 235 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,239 Well, if I was leading the case, 236 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,479 I would speak to the victim's boyfriend. 237 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,599 You'd question the man 238 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,359 who was a thousand miles away at the time the murder happened? 239 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,119 Yeah. We need him to dish the dirt on all the hens. 240 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,639 Who hated Megan, and why? Old beef. 241 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,480 Stop saying that. It's weird. 242 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,120 She was, like, the most beautiful woman I ever met. 243 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,359 Paul, we need your help. 244 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,999 We need you to be our character witness. 245 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,240 Sorry, I... 246 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,839 This has broken me so... 247 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,359 I can't even think straight. 248 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,800 Cheesy chips? Gracias. 249 00:15:06,511 --> 00:15:10,439 Look, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, 250 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,999 but we think one of the hens might have been responsible 251 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,039 for killing Megan. 252 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,280 What? No. They're like sisters. 253 00:15:17,281 --> 00:15:19,639 From experience, let me tell you 254 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,919 there were plenty of times I could have killed my sister. 255 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,039 One time, for no reason, she told our father I slept over 256 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,759 at the home of Alvaro Fernandez when his parents were out of town... 257 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,080 Rosa. OK. 258 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:35,440 Can you think of any reason why Leona might have been mad at Megan? 259 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,360 I guess Leona's always sort of been in Megan's shadow. 260 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,340 Megan was always the popular one... 261 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:49,279 ...always had the nice clothes, the nice car. 262 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,400 You think she was jealous? Maybe. 263 00:15:52,931 --> 00:15:57,359 I suppose when Megan told Leona about the villa, 264 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,079 it could have, you know... 265 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,480 Crystallised those feelings? No, just made them real. 266 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,720 Megan said something to Tania about her going to jail. 267 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:10,839 Oh, yeah. For, like, two weeks. She hit a man with a shoe. 268 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,199 A shoe? His shoe. 269 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,359 I don't think she'd normally have gone to jail, 270 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,400 but she called the judge an eejit. 271 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,759 So you'd say Tania had a temper? 272 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,000 Well, you know what you women can get like. 273 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,480 No. Please, tell me. What about Cora? 274 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:32,159 Cora? Cora didn't kill Megan. She's basically a nun. 275 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,839 You give someone enough wine... 276 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:37,320 Trust me, Cora's only drinking wine when it's with a little wafer. 277 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,839 I'm talking about communion. So she's pious. 278 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:43,440 No, just really religious. 279 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,720 And Chloe? 280 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:51,279 Chloe... Paul, my darling. How are you? 281 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,119 LEONA: So sorry, darling. It's awful, isn't it? 282 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,839 Oh, my God. Look at him, he's wasting away. 283 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,319 You need to eat something. I know. 284 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,840 How was your flight, love? 285 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,240 I think everyone's in shock. INDISTINCT CHATTER 286 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:13,240 INAUDIBLE 287 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,959 ROSA: Cora. Uptight and religious. 288 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,639 Leona. 289 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,320 Mousy best friend. 290 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,279 Tania. 291 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,039 Angry mother. 292 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,599 Can't say as I agree with you reducing these women 293 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,599 to soundbites, Dennis. 294 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,879 Women are a complex symphony of unique traits, 295 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,960 and it's entirely wrong to make crass generalisations. 296 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,760 They get tetchy if you do that. 297 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,280 I feel so seen (!) 298 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,600 Looking at her socials... 299 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,510 ...I think you've got her all wrong, you know. 300 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,800 She had hobbies, loved animals. 301 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:04,679 Look... Wait, wait, wait, go back. That one of them in the pub garden. 302 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,320 Yeah, them two at the back. 303 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,199 That's Paul and Chloe. 304 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,280 They used to be together. 305 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:18,080 Chloe... the ex-girlfriend. 306 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,120 SNIFFLING 307 00:18:36,391 --> 00:18:41,679 LEONA: Can't take lying any more. I need to tell someone. 308 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,799 TANIA: Don't be saying things like that, Leona. 309 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,879 TEARFULLY: They're gonna find out. 310 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,999 You wanna go to jail, do you? 311 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,159 You know what life is like inside? It's hell. 312 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,039 Mam, you went to an open prison for ten days. 313 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,919 I've been to Center Parcs for longer. 314 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,679 Only you probably played more pickleball. 315 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:01,079 Well, you'd be going to the other kind of prison, anyways. 316 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,519 The kind full of Hairy Marys that'll want their way with you. 317 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,760 LEONA WHIMPERS 318 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:10,239 Well, maybe we could just tell Auntie Cora. No! 319 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:13,559 I do not need my sister judging me more than she already does. 320 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,199 Listen to me. 321 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,839 If you know what's good for you, you'll keep your mouth shut. 322 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,400 OK? OK. 323 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,959 OK! Yeah, OK. 324 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,120 LEONA SOBS 325 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,920 Can you get married in prison? 326 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:31,880 Oh, fuck. 327 00:19:46,731 --> 00:19:51,999 ROSA: Why are you rushing? DENNIS: Maria just texted me. 328 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,639 Forensics are running tests on the hens' shoes, 329 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,599 trying to find a match for that print. 330 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,799 OK. So, why are you rushing? Because whoever left that shoe print 331 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,680 is probably the killer, and I want to solve it first. 332 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,720 BELLS TOLL IN DISTANCE 333 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,680 DENNIS CLEARS THROAT 334 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,280 I lit a candle. 335 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:32,840 Megan loved candles. 336 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,080 It's what she would have wanted. You got five minutes? 337 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,199 Me and Chloe were together. 338 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:46,719 And then about two years ago, Megan and I started to fall in love, 339 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,040 and, well... I had to follow my heart. 340 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,679 Megan inspired me to always be the best version of myself... 341 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,759 and to start weight loss jabs. 342 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,240 That's love (!) How did Chloe take it? 343 00:20:58,241 --> 00:21:01,519 She turned into a bit of a looper right after I left, 344 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:02,559 but I don't know... 345 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,279 A looper? Yeah. Crazy, like. 346 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,519 She cut up all my good pants. 347 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:09,600 And then Chloe... Erm... 348 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,890 She sent some weird, threatening messages to Megan... 349 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:15,919 ...that kind of thing. 350 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,599 You think she wanted to hurt Megan? 351 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,960 HE SIGHS I don't know. Maybe. 352 00:21:19,961 --> 00:21:22,959 Megan thought that Chloe coming on the hen do 353 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,340 meant she was really over it. 354 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,079 I thought so too. 355 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,319 Do you remember how earlier, 356 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:32,479 we were asking about reasons why people might want to hurt Megan? 357 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,679 You didn't think of leading with that one? Dennis. 358 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,919 Well, it could have saved us some time. 359 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,319 Sorry. I'm just not thinking right. 360 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,840 Thanks again, Paul. You go and get some rest. 361 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,039 What? 362 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,679 I think we should go and speak to Chloe, don't you? 363 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:56,479 Chloe was blind drunk last night. That could have been just an act. 364 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,559 A distraction to confuse everyone. 365 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,680 You heard him. She turned into a looper. 366 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,080 INAUDIBLE 367 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,359 I think I should talk to Chloe alone, entre mujeres. 368 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:32,199 I know what it's like to have your heart broken. 369 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,959 You're assuming I don't. By a man. 370 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,240 You're assuming I don't. 371 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,320 Tom Boyd. Scored an own goal against Brazil in the World Cup. 372 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,479 You're not ready to interview on your own. 373 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,399 You wanna go and talk to the hungover woman 374 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,450 about the most painful time of her life? 375 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:53,439 The important thing about interviewing someone 376 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:54,999 is to listen, OK? 377 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,639 You give them space. 378 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,600 Dennis, please. This is not my first rodeo. 379 00:22:59,601 --> 00:23:03,879 My first boyfriend, Pedro Garcia Hernandez, 380 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,559 left me for my best friend, Elena. 381 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,719 I was 16, and I thought we'd be together forever. 382 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:13,160 I even designed my wedding dress. It had a long tail, a lace back. 383 00:23:13,161 --> 00:23:15,719 I never spoke to Elena again, 384 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,079 but I did look at her wedding pictures on Instagram, 385 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,159 and it rained, and she looked like a wet cow, 386 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,960 so I'm thinking that's karma. 387 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,199 How are you feeling? 388 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:29,359 Still bad. I'm a mess, Rosa. 389 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:32,040 Ugh, and I'm still covered in little willies. 390 00:23:32,141 --> 00:23:35,119 I think you should eat something. 391 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:38,240 No. I can't ever eat again. Or move. 392 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:42,800 It's fine. I live on this sofa now. 393 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,679 OK, now I'm going to stop talking 394 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,279 and give you space to tell your story. 395 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:53,919 Well, it sounds a lot more romantic to have your heart broken 396 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,399 by a Pedro Garcia Hernandez than a Paul Murphy. 397 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,320 Mm, depends on your type. 398 00:23:59,321 --> 00:24:01,759 I shouldn't have come out here. 399 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,319 I think you were very brave and strong. 400 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,200 No, I was stupid. 401 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,440 I hated Megan. 402 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,120 And I still love Paul. 403 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,870 I guess that makes me a suspect or something, does it? 404 00:24:17,871 --> 00:24:21,399 It would help if you can remember anything 405 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,119 after you left the pub last night. 406 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:27,319 I guess I fell over, cos my back is killing me. 407 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,880 Let me see. 408 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,440 Oh. OK. 409 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,240 I think I know what you did last night. 410 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,199 DENNIS PUFFS LIPS 411 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,759 HE CHUCKLES 412 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,239 Jesus! I found the tattoo parlour that did it. 413 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,479 The guy said Chloe came in just after 1am, 414 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,359 and the tattoo took four hours. 415 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,119 She's got an alibi. Yeah. 416 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,760 Well, that accounts for one of them. 417 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:01,920 But the other three? 418 00:25:01,921 --> 00:25:04,959 I know someone that might be able to help us. 419 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,360 Don't say Jackie. 420 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,280 SHE PUFFS 421 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,679 Hi, Jackie. Hi. 422 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,440 Don't sit on my scoot-mobile. 423 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,720 Do you want a watch? I think all men should have a watch. 424 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,480 Rulox? Bulgarian Rolex. 425 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,480 They all come from the same factory. 426 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,880 We're looking for some information. About the Irish woman. 427 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,119 We need to establish 428 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,639 what her friends did last night after she left them. 429 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,319 Do you know anything? No. 430 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,319 Well, there's five minutes I'll never get back. 431 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,160 But I do know something that happened before. 432 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,319 I saw the woman with too much make-up... Megan. 433 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,479 OK. ..with the little woman with the bad clothes. 434 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:53,639 Cora. 435 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,559 OK, and they were arguing. 436 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,919 And then the little woman with the bad clothes 437 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,150 tried to hit the woman with too much make-up. 438 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,359 Interesting. 439 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:06,239 Do you know what they were arguing about? No. 440 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,479 OK, thanks, Jackie. I owe you one. 441 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,239 Owe me what? 442 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,919 I don't know. A drink? 443 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,519 OK. When? 444 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,519 Not sure. 445 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,560 Mm, maybe it's better to have the cash. 446 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,879 I'll bring it to you. 447 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,759 OK. When? 448 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,520 Just walk away. Thanks very much. 449 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:44,520 The waiter's come in, put it down. She's looking very pensive. 450 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,880 That drink is bigger than her head. 451 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,359 OK, here's the play - we force Cora into telling us the truth. 452 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,519 I will be good cop. "Could I get you a cup of tea?" 453 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,159 You will be bad cop. 454 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,880 "Drink up, you tart. You're nicked." 455 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,439 Cora's a devout Catholic. 456 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,450 If there's one thing she can handle, it's living with guilt. 457 00:27:06,451 --> 00:27:09,439 You know, you're different when you're doing this, 458 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,599 when you're solving crime. 459 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,559 Why, what am I like the rest of the time? 460 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,719 Lazy, impatient, depressed. 461 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,679 I'm not depressed! It's OK cos you're doing this now. 462 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,839 This is your happy pill. 463 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,479 Well, I'm only doing this until I can sort my licence out. 464 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,839 You cannot sort your licence out. 465 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:26,959 If you apply for a new one, 466 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,239 they will realise you haven't had one for two years, 467 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,519 and the same thing will happen - 468 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,719 you'll get a big fine. HE SIGHS 469 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:33,770 She's moving. 470 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,319 This is so cool. 471 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,670 You're doing it all wrong. You're way too close. 472 00:27:49,321 --> 00:27:52,399 So, what do I do with the pub, then? 473 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,759 I mean, I can't moonlight with the Spanish police forever. 474 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:55,799 You won't need to. 475 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,159 Just long enough so that I can apply for an alcohol licence. 476 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,079 You? Yeah. I can be the licencee. 477 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,450 And no-one needs to know you've been breaking the law for two years. 478 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,399 How long will that take? A few months. 479 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,320 You just need to make me the bar manager. What? 480 00:28:26,191 --> 00:28:29,839 I also looked at your bank statements. 481 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,199 I think you need an accountant. 482 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,239 I'm not wasting money on an accountant. 483 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:36,319 My father says a good accountant actually saves you money. 484 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,680 What does your father do? He's an accountant. 485 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,639 She's a dark horse. 486 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,599 You keep making that joke. I don't know who Black Beauty is. 487 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,600 No, Auntie Cora. She's just gone into that strip club. 488 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,920 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 489 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,360 No, no, no, no! 490 00:29:04,081 --> 00:29:06,319 What are you doing here? 491 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:10,160 Well, funny cos that's exactly what I was gonna ask you. 492 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,720 I never wanted to come here. It was all Tania. 493 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,999 I had three... what they call Jagerbombs. 494 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,720 I really wasn't myself. 495 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,000 Did something happen in here? 496 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,690 Tania paid for me to have a private dance with Bernardo. 497 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,119 He's just like a big conker. 498 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,960 SHE SIGHS 499 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,370 Me and Sean have been together for 20 years. 500 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,360 I believe in the sanctity of marriage... 501 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:46,120 ...but, God, help me, I've never met a man like him. 502 00:29:46,121 --> 00:29:49,999 There was so much oil. Has this got anything to do with 503 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,830 the argument you had with Megan on the beach yesterday? 504 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,720 How do you know about that? 505 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,559 SHE SIGHS Megan saw us. 506 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,550 Having a private dance with Bernardo? 507 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:04,580 If only it was just that. 508 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,770 Bernardo started getting fresh with me. 509 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,719 I didn't stop him. 510 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,120 There really was so much oil. 511 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,960 Cora, did you have sex with Bernardo? 512 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,240 In the disabled toilet. 513 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,690 I just remember feeling so grateful that I'd shaved my legs. 514 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,400 But then, when after we came out, Megan was standing there. 515 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,079 She laughed. So cold, like. 516 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,640 What did she say? 517 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,639 She threatened to tell everyone. 518 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,479 Sean, everyone at Rock Choir. 519 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,600 Even Father Brian. 520 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,880 Although he's in no position to judge. 521 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,560 So, why come back here, Cora? 522 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,559 It's my penance. 523 00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,239 I took confession today, and Father said I needed 524 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,530 to face the man I sinned with and renounce him. 525 00:31:02,531 --> 00:31:05,799 At least, I think that's what he said. 526 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,039 His English was terrible. 527 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,000 Cora where did you go last night after you left the bar? 528 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,480 Straight back to the hotel, I swear. 529 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,080 You never went to that villa? 530 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,759 As I sit before you, Dennis, 531 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,560 I might be a wanton harlot, but I'm no murderer. 532 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,640 You like drinks? Good Lord. 533 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,760 HE MOUTHS 534 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:55,159 It's past your dinner time, Dennis. Have you solved the case yet? 535 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:58,639 I've entirely assimilated with Spanish culture, Maria. 536 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,319 I don't have my tea until at least 6:30. 537 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,639 Well, I think you can probably relax. 538 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:04,999 We matched the shoe print. 539 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,039 Really? They've matched the shoe print. 540 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,999 Mierda! Who to? Who to? 541 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,879 'Leona.' Leona. 542 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,639 No way. That's an interesting development. 543 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,759 We're trying to bring her in for questioning, 544 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,079 but we can't locate her. 545 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,959 'Any idea where she might be?' 546 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,479 Absolutely no idea, no. 'OK.' 547 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,919 If you see her, call straightaway. 548 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,000 Totally, yeah. I'll definitely do that. 549 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,110 You look like you could use another drink. 550 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,319 So, you leave the bar, and you go to the villa. 551 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,879 LEONA SNIFFLES Yeah. I knocked on the door, 552 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,359 and when no-one answered, I tried the handle, and it was open. 553 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,799 And when was this? 554 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,439 SHE SNIFFLES Erm, it was about half one. 555 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,479 Why did you go there? 556 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:32,439 I was angry. I wanted to tell her I'd had enough. 557 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,399 Megan was always doing stuff like this, making everything about her. 558 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,199 Every wedding, every birthday. 559 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,599 She came to my Uncle Martin's funeral in a wheelchair 560 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,319 cos she had shin splints, OK? 561 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,400 I just wanted this weekend to be about me. 562 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,000 SHE SNIFFLES 563 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,519 TEARFULLY: That was my hat. 564 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,200 LEONA SOBS 565 00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,840 She gave me that hat. 566 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,890 What did you do when you got to the villa? 567 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,479 SHE SNIFFLES 568 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,319 Went in. The door wasn't locked. 569 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,639 There was music playing. 570 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:13,959 I heard a smash. 571 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,279 I called out, but when no-one answered, I went further in, 572 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,119 and that's when I saw her on the sofa. 573 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,239 She was already dead? Yeah. 574 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:23,919 And then I just lost my head, like. I was screaming. 575 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,879 And then I saw someone, like, a person, flash past the window. 576 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,519 And then I just legged it, straight back to the hotel. 577 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,199 You find your friend dead, and you don't call anyone? 578 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:35,319 Mam said not to trust the police. She said they'd blame me. 579 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,599 TANIA: They WILL blame you. 580 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:40,359 SOBBING: Mam! What are you doing, Leona? 581 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:44,639 What did I say? You won't last five minutes in jail. 582 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,239 The Wi-Fi's awful. Yeah, well, that's where I'm going. 583 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:49,479 Some fella from the guards took my shoes earlier. 584 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,439 They know something. 585 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,270 I thought you were some sort of a special investigator? 586 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,839 Tell me you've got something. 587 00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:00,030 Tell me you're not gonna let my baby girl take the blame for this. 588 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:04,360 LEONA WHIMPERS, HE SIGHS 589 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,640 At least you tried. 590 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,520 You're just a waste of skin! HE EXHALES 591 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,159 Does this feel right to you? 592 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,560 She lied. Her prints are at the scene. 593 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,210 Thanks, anyway. You were right about it being one of the hens. 594 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,840 Megan was always doing this, making everything about her. 595 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,080 I need to go back to the villa. Why? 596 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:48,359 What does a hen party mean to you? 597 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,319 Like, women shouting really loud or crying. 598 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,640 Yeah, and things like this. Hen dos are all about this. 599 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,240 Let me show you something. 600 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,879 Hen parties are meant to be all about fun, right? 601 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,999 But this place doesn't say fun. This place is... romantic. 602 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,559 Heart-shaped balloons, Champagne glasses. 603 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,920 Not a penis in sight. 604 00:36:19,921 --> 00:36:22,839 Megan made out she'd hired this place 605 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,239 as some grand gesture for a friend. 606 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,919 But I think Leona was right all along - 607 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:33,200 this was just another way for Megan to make this weekend all about her. 608 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:36,640 METALLIC CLATTERING 609 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,839 Some people might look at this villa and think, "Wow." 610 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,119 But you were right, Leona. 611 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:58,119 Megan planned to use this place as a setting to steal your thunder, 612 00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,159 like she had done so many times in the past, 613 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,480 but this time... with a proposal. 614 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:08,159 Are you saying she wanted one of us to propose to her? 615 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,400 No, Chloe. That... That would be ridiculous. 616 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,119 Paul was gonna do the proposing. 617 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,479 PAUL SCOFFS 618 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,320 I... I wasn't even here. 619 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,879 Actually, Paul, I think you were. 620 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,399 The night Megan died, you were waiting for her up in this villa. 621 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,959 Waiting for Megan to come back with the girls. 622 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,199 They would come in to find you holding the balloon, 623 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,359 which you would pop, pick up the ring and get down on one knee. 624 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:39,119 Then there would be this beautiful moment that was all about Megan. 625 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,280 THEY SCREAM 626 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,039 This has made the whole weekend magical. 627 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:50,159 ALL: Awwwwww! 628 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,919 But the girls refused to come back with her, 629 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,999 ruining her special moment. 630 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,360 Argh! It's off. We're not doing it. 631 00:38:06,171 --> 00:38:10,879 I'm betting a rock like that must have set you a back 632 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,080 a chunk of change. 633 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,079 So, when she called it off, 634 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,239 that must have been upsetting for you. 635 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:26,319 But... why can't we just get engaged anyway, for us? 636 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,919 Ha! For us! 637 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,559 What's the point?! 638 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,359 You'd done so much for Megan. 639 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:36,159 You'd left Chloe for her. You'd lost a few stone. 640 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,799 And then she calls the whole thing off 641 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,850 just because you don't have an audience. 642 00:38:41,171 --> 00:38:46,679 Yeah, your man Jesus there picked me up from the airport. 643 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,759 But that doesn't mean that's when you landed. 644 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,639 You get a phone call telling you your girlfriend's dead, 645 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,679 you rush to get the first flight to Spain, 646 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:57,400 but not before... you pack a massive bag? 647 00:38:57,811 --> 00:39:01,759 Full of stuff for the beach. Tell me, Paul, 648 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,710 how much swimming were you planning on doing on this trip? 649 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,199 I spoke to the airline. We know you were on a plane 650 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,080 24 hours before Jesus picked you up at the airport. 651 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,480 I just snapped. 652 00:39:22,551 --> 00:39:24,639 I wasn't thinking. 653 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,479 You were thinking enough to delete all the messages from Megan's phone 654 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,599 that would have told us you were already here. 655 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,639 Before you escaped out the patio doors when Leona arrived, 656 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,119 breaking the ornament. 657 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,439 That was the smash you heard. 658 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:39,839 And you were thinking enough to come back later, pack your bag 659 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,679 and call a cab to take you to the airport 660 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,119 and wait for a call. 661 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,839 Oh, God. I just don't believe it. 662 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,640 OK, er, I'll get on the first flight I can. 663 00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,960 I'm not a bad guy. I'm... 664 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,039 I'm the victim here. She bullied me. 665 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,399 She bullied me too! 666 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,919 That doesn't give you the right to kill her, you stupid prick! 667 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,199 JESUS: Ow! Ah! Stop! GRUNTING 668 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,399 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! LEONA SIGHS 669 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,639 There's a special place in hell for you, Paul Murphy. 670 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,079 TANIA: You're a piece of shite! 671 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,279 I hope the judge goes down on you like a tonne of bricks. 672 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,799 "Comes down on you", Cora. Jesus! 673 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,280 Ah! 674 00:40:27,031 --> 00:40:29,119 You're a good man. 675 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,280 HE CLEARS THROAT Thanks. 676 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,080 Oh, mind the tat. Oh, sorry, sorry. 677 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,600 MARIA: Nice work. 678 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:58,480 How are you? Starving. Haven't had my tea yet. 679 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,940 That was your cue to buy me dinner. 680 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,840 Dennis, you have a tiny penis. 681 00:41:31,131 --> 00:41:34,959 I just can't believe it was actually Paul. 682 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,839 They should lock him up and throw away the key. 683 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,310 Where's Leona? Where's Leona? Ah, there you are. 684 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,439 Darling, I'm so sorry. Let's get you home. 685 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,600 INDISTINCT CHATTER 686 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:54,850 I miss my friends. 687 00:41:54,911 --> 00:41:56,999 Invite them out. 688 00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:01,119 No. I told everyone I have this great acting job. 689 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,319 Well, you do. 690 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,759 You're playing the part of a loyal sidekick to a genius detective. 691 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,959 Dennis, please. I work in a pub. 692 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,880 Well, that's not true either. 693 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,040 You don't just work in a pub. 694 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,080 You're the manager of a pub. 695 00:42:16,711 --> 00:42:18,799 Seriously? 696 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:22,279 If it's what it takes to keep the place open. 697 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,839 I mean, obviously, you're manager in name only. 698 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,959 You have no actual authority. 699 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,279 Shut up or I'll fire you. 700 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,400 SHE LAUGHS 701 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,599 Dennis, what do you think about us serving smoothies? 702 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,719 HE CHUCKLES 703 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:39,770 No. 704 00:42:41,311 --> 00:42:46,679 Let's hear it for our Bingo Queen! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 705 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,279 Bingo can be brutal. 706 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:51,079 No-one's gonna mess with the Bingo Queen. 707 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,719 I keep my friends close but my enemies closer. 708 00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,079 I need your help. 709 00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,839 They're gonna kill me. 710 00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:58,879 Where shall we start? 711 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,799 I think we should start with them. Who are you? 712 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,479 Police. If I were police, I'd look into the Italians. 713 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,519 Valentina De Rossi. 714 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:05,839 Dennis, you must come. 715 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:09,399 It's the ticket that wins, not the player. 716 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:13,760 You broke the golden rule - always pay for your own ticket. 717 00:43:13,810 --> 00:43:18,360 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0